nearlymidnight:

parker & hardison → picnic under the stars

iamthecutestofborg:

brainstatic:

Is something not about your dick? Make it about your dick! Don’t let her do anything without reminding her that you have a dick.

How to be a Douchebag 101:

Lesson One-  Scare away your dates by making everything a gross sexual innuendo instead of being a normal, interesting person!

Best response: Yeah, I’m going to have to lemon law you…

shingekinokyojinheaven:

the only photo set that actually matters on this stupid website

sebastian-stand:

dioburandou:

zolro:

I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”

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NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?

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GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE

D’you fancy Billie Piper, sir? (x)

tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

onyourproperty:

urbananchorite:

Ellen Page by Randall Slavin

shelby: why wasnt she edward cullen
taz: well there’s a movie concept i only would have watched a permanent amount of times

        

sashayed:

Things I Bought* That I Love: Maison Martin Margiela Replica Lazy Sunday Morning

my eternally in-progress perfume post sequel continues to languish in progress, but I gotta tell you about this one. “Soft skin and bed linen?” you say in disgust, BUT THE THING IS, it really does: it’s like clean sheets when someone you really like has just climbed out of them. It’s woody and warm, sexy in a clean, sunlit way. On me there is something kinda understated and masculine about it, a homey, intimate smell, something a little cedary maybe. Like kissing under someone’s jaw when he’s fresh from shaving. Anyway I have my nose buried in the inside of my own elbow and I don’t see myself moving from this posish any time soon, which is the highest endorsement I know how to give.

*I actually just went to Sephora and made them decant me a free sample which is the best way to “buy” any beauty product that you want but is expensive. Time your visits correctly, so the employees don’t recognize you, and you can keep this up indefinitely.

linguisten:

"Language change"

The semantics and pragmatics of parent-child communication

(to be continued)

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